What are your best healthy eating habits?

You’d think by now I’d know better. I buy the vegetables. I wash the vegetables. I put them right at the front of the fridge like I’m a woman who has her life together.

Then around lunchtime, I start behaving like Lucy Ricardo trying to get away with something. I casually grab my purse, peek around to make sure nobody’s watching, and sneak out of the house like I’m having an affair.

Except the other man is Ronald McDonald. 🍔😂

Twenty minutes later I’m back home, hiding the evidence at the bottom of the garbage and acting like I’ve been eating carrots all afternoon.

I’m trying. I really am.

Apparently healthy eating and I are just going through a rough patch. 😂