My Brief Career in Yoga

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What’s the best online course you’ve ever taken?

The best online course I’ve ever taken? Definitely beginner’s yoga!

I figured it would be a wonderful way to improve my flexibility, reduce stress, and find my inner peace.

Well, twenty minutes into the first lesson, I was tangled up like a pretzel, my left leg had apparently filed for divorce from the rest of my body, and the instructor kept telling me to breathe.

BREATHE? LADY, I’M TRYING TO SURVIVE! 

Then she casually announced, “Now bring your right foot behind your head.”

I looked at my foot, my foot looked at me, and we both agreed that wasn’t happening.

The course promised to help me discover my inner self. Instead, I discovered three muscles I didn’t know I had and that getting off the floor at 60 is an Olympic event.

I never did finish the course, but I still have the certificate of enrollment. I consider that an accomplishment! 😂

With love,

©️Suzy Bourget

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