Do you believe in karma?

Do I believe in karma?

Oh, absolutely.

Not the deep, spiritual kind where I sit quietly and wait for the universe to restore balance.

I mean the kind where someone is being a complete asshole and I think:

“It’s okay, Suzy. Don’t say anything. Karma knows their address.” 😂

I don’t need revenge. I don’t need to prove a point. I don’t even need to be there when it happens.

Although…

I wouldn’t mind a little notification.

“Your karma request has been processed.” 😏😂

Now that’s a system I could believe in.